You should date a boy with money. Date a boy who doesn’t have a shrimp dick. Date a boy who spends his money on diamond jewelry instead of video games. Ask for a tiara on your second date. Date a boy with a car. Date a boy who had a personal butler when he was born. Date a boy with shitty grades and good looks. Date a boy you can easily manipulate. Date a boy who shops in Paris and dines in Hong Kong. Spend every weekend in a new city. Date a boy with a gold jacuzzi in his villa. Date a boy who has excellent health insurance. Date a boy who can cater to your every whim. Date a boy with money.
When you’re wearing cosplay and company comes to your house
When you’ve created an experiment that’s basically your sex toy and it’s running around questioning its existence and you basically just need to get rid of your boner so you have to chase it around your damn lab to get him to stay still for five freakin seconds